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Lets, start with this.
A Man Wins the Lottery
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!" Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?" The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"
Lol!!
The Marriage Bet
There's the touching story of the young man who said to his girlfriend, "I bet you wouldn't marry me." The story goes that she not only called his bet but she raised him five!
heard was feeling lucky ...
haha some are really funny
haha this made my day LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by EloiseUmste
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Play at your own risk
- How do you get a professional poker player off your front porch?
- Pay him for the Pizza.
- What do vampires play poker for ?
- High Stakes!