Poker Jokes and Quotes

[nancycarell84]

Husband Comes Home After A Poker Game...
I came home from the pub four hours late last night. “Where the **** have you been?” screamed my wife.
I said, “I’ve been playing poker with some blokes.”
“Playing poker with some blokes?” she repeated. “Well, you can pack your bags and go!”
“So can you,” I said. “This isn’t our house anymore.”

[nancycarell84]

The wife of a doctor called the poker room to get her husband paged. They refused. The house doesn't make doctor calls.

[annescott336]

Awesome place I must say,this is a nice area where I can get all the required info.

[antony1988]

hahaha thank you guys!

[Stily1946]

I think this one is the best for me)))

Hahahahahha

[Stily1946]

Hahahahahha

This my favourite already! I have these friends that are doing it seriously though...
Like getting a call at 3am that someone needs to be picked up from the city center because of "double or nothing"... Guess which one of the two happened

[hansensteven]

nice post//

[GoldenOak]

Nobody is always a winner, and anybody who says he is is either a liar or doesn’t play poker.’ - Amarillo Slim

Sometimes nothing is a pretty cool hand...Lucas "Cool Hand Luke" Jackson